jaaaaahkhkahkhkaa.. got it from facebook group, and i'm soooooo proud being in one of the ursuline school chain hakhakhaakaha...
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You know you're from an Ursuline school when...
1. Your school moto is SERVIAM
2. Your school houses are/include Brescia, Merici, Laurus
3. Your prayers are longer than other school's because you pray to God, Mary, St Angela, St Ursula, and other saints
4. Your school has nuns and/or priests that walk around the school throughout most of the day
5. They dish out the most tormenting of punishments (memory work-memorising the bible or some other voluminous book etc)
6. The parish priest is also your school priest and you have at least 3 at your school
7. They know everyone in the school by name and surname
8. You know everyone in your school, their parents, uncles, aunts, cousins... and distant relatives
9. You believe that 'we are a family'
10. You remember these words very well "DON'T SPOIL IT FOR THE REST... classic
11. At some point you hated your uniform, teachers... and ultimately, the school, or you thought you did anyway.
12. You were pronounced blasphemous for uttering the words 'Da Vinci Code'
13. ABUSE...physical at times
14. You broke the rules any and every opportunity you got.
15. You got DETENTION for the following:chewing gum,not wearing your blazar to and from school,wearing earings,wrong hair bands,using tippex,your dress wasn't 4 fingers when kneeling etc
16. Most if not all your closest friends also went to catholic private schools
17. All the teachers are married, if not they're engaged to be married (perpetuating the values of marriage,family etc)
18. sex BEFORE marriage
19. You know some form of Latin
20. You've known all the bible stories since you were like 7
21. You know all the popes throughout history
22. Religion/Divinity/Theology are SERIOUS subjects and you get marks for them
23. Your school deems it important for you to see these movies:The Passion of the Christ,The Prince of Egypt, The Sound of Music;Goodbye Mr Chips;The Phantom of the Opera;Dead Poet's Society;Cats;Chariots of Fire; Evita
24. You know Shakespeare like he was you friend
25. You have a period for sharing your feelings with your class. You all sit around a circle when doing this as though you were at rehab
26. You like the idea of having a sister school
27. You've never been caught cheating either because you mastered it or you were too moral (chicken) to do it
28. You have fancy teacher positions like:sports co-ordinator;marketing director etc
29. Famous people went to your school
30. People from other schools hate you:code for jealous of you because guys want to date you
31. your school has been through it all:the wars,revolutions,inquisitions,regimes etc
32. your school has portraits/statues of:St Ursula/St Angela/Sir Thomas More/some pope...basically people in ancient history
33. Your exams are so hard its DISGUSTING
34. You have a school hat (not coutoure)
35. Bunking class and playing truant is a punishable offence
36. You go to school when there's a national strike.
37. Your teachers complain about the money that they get paid/don't get paid, but can afford to go on overseas trips whenever they get the chance to
38. A single sex atmosphere surrounds your daily life
39. HOMEWORK!
40. Everyone knows everyone else's business (better than the actual person who the story/rumours are about)
41. Your school has more than one main gate
42. PROCRASTINATION
43. If your school is co-ed, girls ALWAYS come before boys...ALWAYS
44. You don't shave your legs in winter
45. Everyone hugs &/or kisses each other as a form of greeting
46. You have school pride...sometimes
47. You drink excessively whenever you go out
48. You seriously don't know how to shut up
49. You don't know the meaning of WORK...STUDY
50. Violating the school uniform is beyond terrible!!
51. At formal dances you had an all-girl circle where no guys were allowed to join in or take over
52. COMMITED PARENTS...over if you ask me
53. Loyal alumni
54. You are proud of your heritage..whatever that means
55. At some point you were a brownie/girl guide/scout
56. The senior prom/matric dance was like the most important day of your life and you've been planning for it since you were in 10th grade
57. Your dream guy went to one of the following schools: St Johns/Andrews/Peters...basically a catholic school boy
58. You have the best bunch of friends and no one will ever ruin that
59. You still stand to attention in the hallways when you pass a nun, even though you are 32...
60. You loved parading in your uniform in public-Vintage catholic school!!!
Sunday, June 14, 2009
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